English department graduate students at the University of Texas are now loafing about in the Emily Dickinson Graduate Student Lounge, thanks to the largess of a professor (not in the English department) who was inspired by “his love for English literature and Emily Dickinson.” The amenities of the lounge include “[t]hree new, oversized couches . . . , . . . new tables, silk trees, pieces to help with organization and new appliances like an espresso machine.” Oh, and also “a fountain and . . . a piano.”
Not bad digs for a graduate student lounge. I recall that my own “lounge” (which the American Studies department shared with the history department) consisted of a couple of cast-off, uncomfortable armchairs, a battered wooden table, and a coffee pot that contained the burnt remains of too many gallons of Maxwell House to dare add more. And the room of cluttered desks that the English department had wasn’t much better.
This anonymous professor is also turning his attention to the neglected lounges of the music and drama departments.
Having been a graduate student, I question the wisdom of making a graduate lounge so well-appointed and comfortable. If my lounge had been more welcoming than the library, I would probably have spent less time in the stacks; and with a fountain and a piano to keep me company, I might be in grad school still. The glimmer of hope in this is that the slovenly ways of English department grad students will take its toll in short order, and they’ll make it grim and uncomfortable again . . .